Doug’s Mouthpiece – Droug.co.uk

i-level staff looking for work??????

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We are looking for staff for www.discountvouchers.co.uk to be based in Surrey, so sorry to be a bit of an opportunist.

www.discountvouchers.co.uk is now the 4th biggest discount site in the uk and the fastest growing :) :)

We operate a very different culture to most companies, but we don’t seem to loose staff.

So if you are looking for something then email me or contact us on the www.asapventures.co.uk contact form or pm me on a4u.

Doug

dougs on a4u

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Looking for Developer

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Experienced PHP Developer required to join ASAP Ventures Ltd, based in Lichfield, Staffordshire.

You will be responsible for developing the companies next generation of
discount sites, helping with the maintenance of existing travel comparison
sites, and creating plugins for WordPress. Working closely with our graphics
designers you need to have good html and front end skills.
The right candidate will have 3+ years commercial experience of developing
PHP, MySQL and posses an example portfolio or coding samples.

Other desirable skills:
* Ajax
* XML
*JavaScript
* CSS

Salary will be based on experience and is negotiable.

Fill in Contact Form if Interested

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Want a job – credit crunch not in the midlands

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Looking for a full time developer/tech person based in Lichfield to work for me on some our stuff.

Requirements – PHP/MYSQL/sense of humour/not smelly

We got some nice domain we need developing incase you were not aware:

www.fly.co.uk

www.recycle.co.uk

Most of my staff even though they whinge seem to stay with us for quite a while, so maybe we are ok:)

If Interested then PM me

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Do you review your staffs performance – why bother

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Most people think they do a good job, even if they don’t!

So if everyone thinks they are doing a good job what happens when you do a review of staffs performance?

The ones who are doing a good job just get told they are doing a good job, which is what they expected to be told anyway.

The ones who are doing a crap job expected to be told they are doing a good job, so they then feel demoralised. So over the next few weeks moral drops, people mope round and then some people resign.

People then feel they should divide into camps, the good review camp and the bad one. The bad camp feeling jealous of the good one.

Doug has never done reviews….. If desperate for discounts to feed your staff try these specialist sites Pizza Express Vouchers Pizza Hut Vouchers Toby Carvery Vouchers . I always seem to end up buying….

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Can’t get a job – don’t worry

Fun, Jobs written by Doug Scott

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Thanks 

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Send me your resume because you have nothing original to say

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Over the years I have employed loads of people and seen hundreds of CV’s. You know what I always look for in a CV?

• Something odd
• People who have failed lots of times
• People who have travelled
• People who have a strange hobby

My simple reasoning is that people who have done these things generally don’t follow the crowd and hence can be creative.

We are always looking for odd people and you don’t need a CV:)

Doug looking always

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Looking for odd people

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We are looking for some more odd people to work in our office in Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Odd and obsessive is what we like:) but with some understanding of the web. We are happy to to talk to anyone with some sort of skills in the online world. I am going to leave it that open as it never hurts to talk. PM me here

Of course anyone is more than welcome just to talk about any old drivle with me…about any old rubbish

Cheers

Doug – Keegan to go

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