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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 5 and final one

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Pay some DIGG power users some cash and sit back and count the visitors….they may not do anything though so be warned.

Doug finished now

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 4

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

I know, I know, you didn’t take maths in college but that is no reason not to peddle outrageous statistics on the internet in a bid to get to the front page of digg. Of course someone will do some real research to prove you wrong but by then you will already have earned your fifteen seconds on the front page of digg.

Juvenile instincts also come in handy on the quest to get to the front page of digg. So insult and inflame and people will comment, otherwise you play nice and they take their aggression elsewhere. And you lose your opportunity to get on digg’s front page.

Same woman?? Same body??

Dou with largr bits

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 2

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Another way is to actually jot something about digg. Of course that could result in being labelled a sycophant but what you want is to get on the front page of digg even if it means kissing a*@, right? And don’t be modest; your mother is not looking.

Yet another way is to be appealing to particular groups such as users of Apple computers and related products. It so happens that even little inconsequential things about Apple get the font page on digg…..are digg people saddos?

Making exaggerations will also get you on the front page of digg. So there’s a broken down satellite heading down to earth? Go on and try to adduce evidence to the fact that the cause of the satellite’s breakdown can be attributed to global warming. True, global warming is one of the coolest topics on digg so get off your backside and start digging for conspiracy stories.

Doug in more bits

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 1

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

While notoriety is one way to get to the front page, especially if you are a celebrity, the rest of us have to work harder than that.

One of the best ways to get on digg’s front page is to compile lists. It can be a list of anything that a reader with a very limited attention span would be interested in….ie you if you are still reading:)

Examples: Top ten ways to avoid a parking ticket if you are young and beautiful; top 100 ways to jump the queue and have no one question you; ten ways to avoid the hangover breath getting to your boss. The list is endless.

Doug in bits…a pun

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Me meeting ChrisG an authority blogger

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Well Chris Garrett of ChrisG.com and Authority Blogger came to meet me yesterday at our offices and took an awful photo of me looking half a sleep. You ain’t no David Bailey Chris:)

Anyway lovely guy and great to spend time talking to a guy who understands the social networking side better than anyone I have met.

Cheers Chris and lets talk more.

Ps Thanks for the tips.

Doug astonished how little he knows

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Sad lonely person

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Anyone care to be my friend on Stumbleupon pretty please

Sexy Doug

Doug lonely

Ps I know the problem now, I need a Male Grooming Kit :)

PPs. Now just need some nice smelly stuff

I could go on holiday though

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Facebook saddos give their life to the Borg

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Hi let me show you everything about my life:

• who I slept with
• who I tried to sleep with
• who I couldn’t get close to but would love to sleep with

As you can guess I am not a fan of these social sites. I have no loyalty cards and it worries me enough to know that companies have all my financial data, the government has loads of my other data. Atleast they had to get the data from me and I didn’t give it to them.

With Facebook, Linkedin, etc etc I offer it all up on a plate to them

You can’t hide but to give them the data it I find scary. If anyone gives me a large amount of cash I’ll be non contactable

Try and delete your data from Facebook….it’s almost impossible. Now this maybe ok under US law but it’s in dispite wether it is under UK law. UK law states if you requested to be removed they should…..

Doug scared

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