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more stupid stuff

Alexander Graham Bell (who invented the telephone) also set a world water-speed record of over seventy miles an hour at the age of 72.

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Almonds are members of the peach family.

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

The Spanish word esposa means “wife.” The plural, esposas, means “wives,” but also “handcuffs.”

If all Americans used one third less ice in their drinks the United States would become a net exporter instead of an importer of energy.

Abraham Lincoln’s dog, Fido, was assassinated too.

All of David Letterman’s suits are custom made – there are no creases in his suit trousers.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

Richard Versalle, a tenor performing at New York’s Metropolitan Opera House, suffered a heart attack and fell 10 feet from a ladder to the stage just after singing the line “You can only live so long.”

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