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Silly Jokes

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Celebrating 40 years of marriage, the guest at the anniversary party asked the husband, “So what’s her favourite flower?”
Without missing a beat, the husband replied “Self-raising, I think”.

Why do you never see Melons in Gretna Green? Because they cantalope.

The government today outlawed (Or should that be out-lawned?) grass in public places followig reports of all the blades in it!

They are from Diane the flower girl

This one is from Craig the
A couple were having a discussion about the family finances and the poor returns they were getting from their savings accounts. Finally the husband screamed, “if it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The wife replied ” My dear, if it weren’t for your money i wouldn’t be here.”

What dog wears contact lenses ?A cock-eyed spaniel ! No dog clothes though:(

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