Doug’s Mouthpiece – Droug.co.uk

How much money do daft people have

Sold written by Doug Scott

Looks like AOL have got loads, after buying buy.at,

they have just bought another company BEBO. No idea why they want to buy some turkish singers, but hey they employ some clever people. They even made a new dog bowl:

A dogs’ farting is because they gulp their food. This bowl, with the three bits in the middle, helps stop gulping, and thus helps lessen bum burps.

Doug singing

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Has Malcolm Cowley left the building

Affiliate Money Grabbers written by Doug Scott

I was trying to find out what had happened to Malcolm Cowley, the loud mouthed lovely Geordie, who massively helped build buy.at. He comes from a couple of miles from me and even knows some people I know in Whitley Bay:

I know he headed off to New York not long after Kevin Cornils appeared at buy.at . Now was that because Malcolm loved New York or Kevin told him to shut up as they had some stupid American who was looking for a bride and having a drunken geordie was not a help when trying to get a bit of legal hanky panky. The American in question had just been left at the alter by Tradedoubler but had bought the dress and wanted to use it. So the guys at buy.at:

even though not the best looking were all quite funny and good for going out with. And we all know women do like funny men, never seemed to work for me:( but thats another story.

So the bride got use of her dress, the funny guys went to live on a sunny island and poor Malcolm was left in the wilderness, close to the brides parents.

Doug messing about on Friday

URGENT UPDATE – Phew Mal has just contacted me, he is alive and well. Please leave your wishes for him below as he is needing help spending the cash

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