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Who is the pretty boy of affiliate networks?
- Jason Baker
CommissionJunction
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LinkShare
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Sexy beast
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AffiliateWindow
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Buy.at
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Buy.at
(5%, 14 Votes) - Warwick Lambert
Buy.at
(4%, 11 Votes) - Clarke Duncan
PaidOnResults
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AffiliateFuture
(-22%, 10 Votes)
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Posts Tagged ‘Blackberry’
Blackberry Phone Heaven
If you ever want to see someone on the verge of a total meltdown, just watch their face when they realize they’ve left their Blackberry at home. You would think they lost their firstborn, it’s so bad. They are such lost soul’s….ah
We are addicted to being connected, 24 by 7, 365 days a year. Lose that connection, even for a moment, and we are lost. We don’t know what to do, how to act, where to go. We are a multi-tasking generation. Talk on the phone, drive the car, send an email, read the newspaper … all at the same time. God, we’re smart, aren’t we? And we’re so vital to those around us too, and that’s specifically why the 24 by 7 connectivity is so important to us. Our families, our friends, our co-workers might actually die if they were left out of touch with us, even for a moment. Their worlds would end, not to mention ours.
So, I think the logical next step would be to have our Blackberries implanted. Why not? At least then we would never have to worry about losing them. You’d never again have to feel that sinking sensation in the pit of your stomach when you realize your Blackberry is sitting on your desk at work, while you’re miles away out in the country. Of course, recharging might be a pain if the Blackberry were implanted, but maybe we can multi-task this function too … perhaps by having the recharge stations next to the john. You recharge as you discharge! What can be better than that!
Having our Blackberries implanted could also serve as a status symbol as well. Have them implanted in on a visible part of the body, like in the palm of your hand. What a great way to separate the wheat from the chaff! You’re in a bar on a Friday night looking for someone to hook up with for the weekend. Well, surely you don’t want to waste your time on a loser, right? So, check for the Blackberries. Clearly anyone without one would not be worth your time. They’re part of the “have nots,” the “left behinds.” If he’s not connected, then clearly he’s not worth knowing, so steer clear. Implanted Blackberries would sure make socializing a lot easier, now wouldn’t they? Simple, no more facebook or dating sites when looking for love. Then you can spend quality time with your loved ones.
Even our children could be “wired.” These implanted Blackberries would also contain a tiny GPS chip that could track our children’s every movement. We could know at any given moment exactly where they were. Think about it. The poor kid couldn’t even skip school once in a while. Mom and dad would know instantly that he was not where he was supposed to be, like maybe at that video arcade playing Space Invaders. Aren’t we glad Blackberries were not on the scene when we were growing up? They would have surely cramped my style, and that’s a fact!
I think the future looks bright for our Blackberries. They would become even more central to our lives than they are today if we just went ahead and had them implanted. Society would benefit because we’d be producing more. Our employers would benefit because they could demand even more work from us since we’d be able to do things more efficiently, texting and emailing and conversing, even as we eat or drive in our cars. Of course, we may suffer a bit as we longingly look back to the old days, when things were simpler and we had our privacy. Our time away from the workplace was actually our own and we could relax and enjoy life far more than our Blackberries would ever allow today.
Soug blackberry less
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Blackberry’s are for morons
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How annoying are they? You go to the pub with someone and in the middle of the punchline of my great joke, they get a little buzz and they just have to have a look. Strange all the blokes always put them in their front pockets……..It’s an email asking them if they want more viagra but they just have to look.
The guys at Freeads are really bad aren’t you Dunc:) Remember before the Blackberry what you did.
Keir from Spear can be seen using his in a funny video over at his over at his new office.
Now some our staff have got them, means I can send them stupid jokes any time of the day or night and they and they have no reason not to laugh at their partners face.
Remember recycle old mobiles before you get that stupid Blackberry
Doug playing……
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