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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 5 and final one

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Pay some DIGG power users some cash and sit back and count the visitors….they may not do anything though so be warned.

Doug finished now

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 4

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

I know, I know, you didn’t take maths in college but that is no reason not to peddle outrageous statistics on the internet in a bid to get to the front page of digg. Of course someone will do some real research to prove you wrong but by then you will already have earned your fifteen seconds on the front page of digg.

Juvenile instincts also come in handy on the quest to get to the front page of digg. So insult and inflame and people will comment, otherwise you play nice and they take their aggression elsewhere. And you lose your opportunity to get on digg’s front page.

Same woman?? Same body??

Dou with largr bits

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 3

Online Stuff for Saddos written by Doug Scott

Apple is a great brand that will earn you a place on the front page of digg but so is Firefox. Sure it saved a lot of folks from the insecure Internet Explorer (mind you is the latest version a bit dodgy?) but it can also save you the frustration of unsuccessful attempts at trying to get to the front page of digg. So write a fireside:

story, oops I mean a Firefox story and you will finally earn your reward. But you don’t have to use the Firefox browser to check whether you have finally landed.

Other hot ‘brands’ that can get you on the front page of digg include George Bush, Fox News and Wal-Mart.

Then there is Microsoft bashing. Just because the company makes products that crash, that are too risky in this hacker prone world is not enough reason to go bashing them! No they did not send me an X-box gaming console. The point is people seem to delight in casting Microsoft in bad light and it is people who will put you on the front page of digg. And in the bad books of Microsoft.

Doug in big bits

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 2

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

Another way is to actually jot something about digg. Of course that could result in being labelled a sycophant but what you want is to get on the front page of digg even if it means kissing a*@, right? And don’t be modest; your mother is not looking.

Yet another way is to be appealing to particular groups such as users of Apple computers and related products. It so happens that even little inconsequential things about Apple get the font page on digg…..are digg people saddos?

Making exaggerations will also get you on the front page of digg. So there’s a broken down satellite heading down to earth? Go on and try to adduce evidence to the fact that the cause of the satellite’s breakdown can be attributed to global warming. True, global warming is one of the coolest topics on digg so get off your backside and start digging for conspiracy stories.

Doug in more bits

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How to get to the front page of DIGG – Part 1

Social Networking written by Doug Scott

While notoriety is one way to get to the front page, especially if you are a celebrity, the rest of us have to work harder than that.

One of the best ways to get on digg’s front page is to compile lists. It can be a list of anything that a reader with a very limited attention span would be interested in….ie you if you are still reading:)

Examples: Top ten ways to avoid a parking ticket if you are young and beautiful; top 100 ways to jump the queue and have no one question you; ten ways to avoid the hangover breath getting to your boss. The list is endless.

Doug in bits…a pun

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