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Why are good SEO’S all mad?

SEO written by Doug Scott

Over the years I have met many of the good and great seo’s in the world and they all have one common theme….they are mad.

Seriously they all seem to have some strange but similar characteristics:

• large number of dyslexics
• large number of left handers
• all are obsessive
• most can’t finish a task
• most did not do well in academia
• most are hopeless at being employees
• they all like to work at night
• most are heavy drinkers
• most are over weight
• they are all odd
• most have bad diets

Just look at some well known mad people and then check if they are a seo’s

Dave Naylor – www.davidnaylor.co.uk

Dave is no longer drinking

Aaron Wall – www.aaronwall.com

Aaron is no longer playing football or looking like this

Jason Duke – www.strangelogic.com

Jason is now a corporate teaboy

Jeremy Schoemaker – www.shoemoney.com

Jeremy is no longer sleeping with Paris Hilton

Barry Lloyd – www.makemetop.com

Barry looks nothing like this

Dixon Jones – www.dixonjones.com

Dixon still looks the same – ugh

Just a small selection here of mad people, why do they all have the same traits?

Doug messing about

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