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Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Thanks 

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Looking for odd people

Jobs written by Doug Scott

We are looking for some more odd people to work in our office in Lichfield, Staffordshire.

Odd and obsessive is what we like:) but with some understanding of the web. We are happy to to talk to anyone with some sort of skills in the online world. I am going to leave it that open as it never hurts to talk. PM me here

Of course anyone is more than welcome just to talk about any old drivle with me…about any old rubbish

Cheers

Doug – Keegan to go

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