not many of your points listed suit me ,ill try to do those mad things to be great SEO .haha

harsha

dyslexic – yes
left hander – no
obsessive – yes
can’t finish a task – yes
did not do well in academia – yes
hopeless at being employees – yes
like to work at night – yes
heavy drinkers – yes
over weight – no
odd – yes
bad diets – yes

These should be definitely included:

bad at design – no
bad at programming – yes

dyslexics – dyspraxic. close enough?

left handed – yep

obsessive – only about the important stuff. it is just that others often disagree about what is important ;)

can’t finish a task – it isn’t that I can’t finish, its just many projects are still mid-analysis. they’ll get one day. probably. hopefully

school sucked – yep. Uni wasn’t a lot better. Stopped when I realised my Psychology and Computing degree was really a PSYCHOLOGY (& little bit of computing) degree.

gladly let bosses know exactly how and why they suck – yep

night owls – daytime planning, night time working, dawn sleeping

heavy drinkers – I don’t touch beer, cider, whiskey, lager, gin etc. I’m assuming vodka, water, juice, vodka, coke and vodka are ok? ;)

over weight – I certainly don’t feel the cold, come winter time…

odd – ?

bad diets – only if I’m cooking. My wife cooks good meals, I only cook when the food comes in a nice box telling me how long to cook at what temperature. I can co-ordinate 5/6 items to all finish at the same time, with correct tweaking of original minutes & temperatures; however I don’t know how long to boil pasta, fry meat or bake potatoes…

Final score – 8 or 9/10, with a ? on odd…

Oh, and if you ever want to meet a quirky bunch, hang out with some linguists. And, if you have the need for more punishment, limit your company to quantitative linguists. And then return to the SEO community for respite.

I must have the worst employment record of any seo.