David Cohen of TechStars is super coooooool as can be seen from below and hence for the rest of this post I will speak like David dude man.
Ho man how is it hanging? I is creator of TStars man but before that and is not guilty for this man dude but people thinks I was:
Jack the Ripper – Read it here
Not me man I was not alive dude.
So in prison man me get good degree in typing real fast man, then I then goes on TV man a reality show on Bloomberg TV. I become star and creates a cult man dude, here you can see me leading the TSTARS people in song:
I in my hood of Boulder ( Side note – I, me Doug – lived in Denver for a summer serving hotdogs in Larrimer Sq and spent 2 weekends in Boulder, where I only remember a pretty student house and me vomiting about 4am )
Is Boulder still the same David?
Back to David speak dude man.
I be good at typing man and recruit more typists and then we sell lots of typewriters to ZOLL. Then we does it again man, we have idea like Facebook but shit, hey ho sell it again to iCentric Corporation. Thinks me man getting good at this man dude dude man. Me’s think man dude dude man why not make loads companies and sell them all, but me clever man dude so realise I can’t do it. Hey man dude man I has clever idea man dude man. LIGHBULB.
Raise money from lots of people man then invest in 1000’s companies when valuation is cheap as cheap weed man. Get all companies in one room and supply loads cool weed man loads and loads….surely some of them monkeys can come up with something I can sell. Wow some of thems companies sell me makes sure man that I get nice cut..
Back to Doug – thanks David for that scintillating interview and thanks Georgi Georgi for the translation help
Cheers
Doug
PS. Some of the above is not quite true