Brexit- anyone seen the driver of the bus?
Cameron – Gone for lunch maybe gone a while.
Osborne – I only got the job because I went to school with David, don’t ask me to drive.
Farage – Shit you know I was always the back seat driver, that never knew really how to drive.
Boris – You are serious you want me to drive, I am the pompous posh kid remember
Gove – I have gone to the Doctor’s I could be waiting a while.
Corbyn – Sorry lost my kids, who have gone some where and not told me.
Mark Carney – Thanks guys I can do this for a while, but I am unelected:)
New driver needed soon.